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#i’m just a bill yeah i’m only a bill and i’m jogging here on capitol hill

im going to wear this on my wedding day

*eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

Favorite Movies of All Time: Battle Royale (2000)

↳ “Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you’re worth it.”